The gang was all there and now not so much

In an attempt to record a 3rd musical effort reported to be titled either “Tightened, Waxed and Polished” or “The 10 of Us” the Diddy created girl group Danity Kane resorted to boobie punching, hair pulling, name calling(“You’re a whore”! “No You’re a whore!”) and generally poor studio behavior. As a result they have called it quits once again and although Mr. Diddy had called it their most highly anticipated album, this reporter is still trying to find a truly disappointed fan other than Hef. Mr. Diddy was too distraught to comment when we attempted to interrupt his girl singer auditions. We take comfort knowing both of their hits will live on and they will be eligible for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 2031 when we expect they will be so proud their chests will explode.