Category Archives: Celebabies

Ryan Reynolds Denies His Daughter’s Name is “Violet”. Now Everybody’s Guessing Some Lively Names!!!

Posted on February 3, 2015 by jr

Celebrities looking for headlines are, it appears, no longer content to simply announce that they are having a baby, reveal who they are having a baby with, trumpet the blessed basketful’s arrival, and then proudly anoint them with some head scratching … Continue reading →

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“The Joy Of Joy Is Joy”! Alicia Keys Stops Flaunting Baby Bump And Delivers A Bundle Of…….Well……Um….. Joy!

Posted on December 28, 2014 by jr

Alicia Keys welcomed a second baby, which is a nice thing to do, as opposed to snubbing,  and then revealed his name, which is also a nice thing to do, so that people who will never in their lives come … Continue reading →

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“Us Magazine” Shocked At Shiloh Jolie-Pitt’s Resemblance To Her Parents. Have Reached Out To Scientists To Explain!

Posted on December 16, 2014 by jr

Us magazine editors are in a major quandary, attempting to understand why Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s 8 year old biological child, looks so much like them at that age. In a current issue, they describe in great depth, with … Continue reading →

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Eva Mendes Has Baby With Ryan Gosling!! Instant Survey Shows Women Hate Her Even More Now!!

Posted on September 16, 2014 by jr
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Carson Daly hears a new Voice in his life!!!

Posted on August 21, 2014 by jr

Not to be outdone by his employee Christina Aguilera, Carson Daly, the host and executive producer of “The Voice”, appropriately announced the birth of his third child with fiancé Siri Pinter. The baby girl unpretentiously named London Rose Daly joins … Continue reading →

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Christian Bale and Sibi Blazic 2nd Time Producers

Posted on August 20, 2014 by jr

Christian Bale and his wife makeup artist Sibi Blazic have announced the birth of their second collaborative effort. They already have a 9 year old daughter Emmeline. When introduced to his as yet unnamed son, the doting father Christian leaned … Continue reading →

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Genie and A Bottle

Posted on August 18, 2014 by jr

Christine Aguilera gave birth to her second child yesterday, a girl she immediately registered with Future Divas of America. Christina and her fiancé Matt Rutler introduced Summer Rain Rutler after making sure they had applied enough ruby red lipstick to … Continue reading →

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