Category Archives: Scoop

The New Washington D.C. Theme Song!

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Mary’s Exclusive! A Titanic Tweet!

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Mary’s Exclusive! Trump Promises To Make Mariah Great Again!

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Mary’s Movies We’d Love To See!

Finally we may get the answers to so many questions

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Mary’s Exclusive! Trump’s Inaugural Gala Will Bang!!

“We were hoping for the cream of the crop of the music world and so, we are very pleased to have obtained the services of American Idol Superstar, William Hung,” Trump spokeswoman Kellyanne Conway announced breathlessly, earlier this afternoon.  “OMG! … Continue reading

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Mary’s Exclusive! New From Ivanka Trump Fine Jewelry!

Be the envy of everybody in your trailer park. Order now, the latest in crack couture from Ivanka Trump’s line of fine jewelry and accessories. Available in both pussy and pussy grabbers sizes. Made from pure gold!* Order yours today. … Continue reading

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Mary’s APB! Be On Lookout For Marla Maples, Sarah Palin And Ivana Trump!

Strangely missing from the public eye since Donald Trump won the Republican Nomination for President, many concerned family and friends have pleaded with law enforcement to confirm that Donald Trump’s two ex-wives and Sarah Palin are okay and not being … Continue reading

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