In a startling development this morning Beyonce announced she has “had it” with Beyonce! No more. “The situation has become intolerable and I simply must put Beyonce out of it’s misery”. The demands of writing, recording, birthing babies, touring, photoshopping, divorce denials, promotion and elevator unpleasantness have once again taken their toll it appears. Last time Beyonce broke up Destiny’s Child she believed Michelle and Kelly were the problem. She exclaimed, “turns out Beyonce is the problem and that Sasha Fierce!!! I gotta get away from that bitch!! How much credit can one alter ego take?” She stated that her husband Jay-Z totally supported her decision and that if he were a member of Beyonce he would have broken up a long time ago. He added that he was totally comfortable with Jay-Z and had no intention of breaking up. There has been no comment from daughter Blue Ivy as to whether or not she has any plans to break up.

As the true original she is, Beyonce has announced she will release one final album of songs she wrote and recorded last Thursday entitled “Let It Bey”. The entire 4 hours of the process were filmed and that documentary will be released in tandem with the new and final CD from Beyonce. She added “I want to thank all of my fans for sticking with Beyonce through all the good times and the even better times. Your support and adoration has made me a very rich and curvaceous woman and Beyonce will always be grateful but it is time to move on”.