1. Says Y’all at least 87 times each day

2. Must be directed to the front door of her house each morning

3. Favorite nighttime snack is Melted Gummi Bears with Ranch Dressing on an English Muffin

4. Thinks that Spanish is spoken fast. That is why many refer to it as a second language

5. Is convinced the carotene in eye shadow helps her vision

6. Believes the lost continent of Atlantis was actually just misplaced and will turn up any day

7. Has challenged Adele to a singing contest

8. Brags that she can name all 37 states

9. Plays Gin Rummy with real Gin