After insisting that President Obama bomb the hell out of ISIS, Texas Governor Rick Perry accepted Obama’s rebuttal challenge to find Iraq on a map. Appearing at a rally outside Shugabee’s Texas Barbecue in Buda, Texas he was put on the spot when a reporter placed a world map in his hands and asked him to point out exactly where Iraq was. While an aide searched for his photo op glasses Perry licked barbeque sauce off his fingers and slowly unfolded the map as he extolled the virtues of good Texas BBQ and the Dallas Cowgirl cheerleaders for no apparent reason. After a short confab with an aide who then handed him his glasses, he announced he was ready and asked the question to be repeated. He then asked the reporter if this was a recent map and when he was told yes he perused it thoughtfully. He shouted “Aha” and pulled the toothpick out of his mouth and plunged it into the map directly south of Lake Como. He then thanked everyone and climbed aboard his campaign bus. Upon further examination the reporters found he had stabbed the toothpick through his own BBQ sauced thumbprint.