Wall Street went wild, soaring to new heights today at the news that Brad Pitt and Angela Jolie were married over the weekend in France. A merger that has been a long time coming sent shockwaves of unbridled joy around the world as well. “I can’t freakin’ believe it. The future looks amazing!” shouted one trader barely audible over the cacophony of joyful screams, champagne corks popping. and the requisite blaring of “Celebrate by Kool and The Gang. “The world has been on hold for 10 years waiting for these two crazy kids to decide what they were gonna do. Finally we can take a breath and move on” Celebrate good times C’mon!!!