What German Chancellor Angela Merkel calls multitasking, more and more critics are calling a severe case of Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. Merkel is well known for conducting cabinet meetings while on a treadmill, watching soccer and tweeting all at the same time. The situation appears to have come to a head last week as she attempted to simultaneously deliver an address to the Bundestag while on her cell phone chatting with her husband, a renowned chemist. Her speech kept veering back and forth between dealing with the Ukraine Situation with Vladimir Putin and a discussion of quantum science, leaving the German Parliament members very confused. Shouts of “Fokus “and “Konzentrat” echoed throughout the chamber.   Afterward Merkel made light of the issue saying, “It’s all good. I am getting the job done. Forbes Magazine recently rated me the most powerful woman in the world (ed. Note: tied with Beyonce). My approval ratings are at an all time high!! Just stop bugging me!”