In a desperate attempt to turn around plummeting profits Abercrombie and Fitch has begun liquidating it’s assets starting with their surplus of floor models! A&F will be emptying their warehouses on campuses throughout the country. A spokesman said “This will be an enormous savings to the company. It’s not expensive for us to clothe them but the cost of protein shakes alone has been killing us!” One floor model was asked how he felt about being sold and he slowly responded “Dude, I think overall it is a good thing since I have no skill set and gym memberships are not cheap.” Sale begins on Labor Day.