Monthly Archives: August 2014

Kelly Ripa Starts Contract Negotiation. Offers Husband in Package Deal

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Ancient Ruin Rediscovered in The Yucatan Just In Time For The Labor Day Holiday

  Back in the age of Disco an American club impresario named Eric Von Euw slogged through the forests of the Yucatan in search of a revolutionary new dance space. He returned with designs for a state of the art … Continue reading

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Mary’s Random Thought of the Day

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Gwen Stefani Reports Face Stolen Night Before Emmy Awards!

Although she grabbed headlines for mispronouncing “The Colbert Report”, the bigger story at the Emmy’s should have been the theft Gwen Stefani suffered previously that day. In the early hours of Sunday someone had taken her original face and replaced … Continue reading

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Sofia Vergara Gets Playful @ Emmys. Strains Neck.

Sexy Sofia Vergara had a minor emergency on the Emmy’s red carpet last evening. Surprisingly the limber actress turned a bit too quickly to look over her shoulder at the cameras and hurt her neck. “I hurd a clique and … Continue reading

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Lea Michelle Admits Boyfriend Matthew Paetz Has A Hard Time Keeping His Shorts On

Glee Star and obvious physical fitness fanatic Lea Michelle took her reported boyfriend for some serious hiking in the hills of Hollywood but it seems she was a little distressed. She laughed though, as she said “The hiking is easy … Continue reading

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Gimme A Quote

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Aaron Paul Wins Best Supporting Actor For Breaking Bad. Thanks Emmy Bitches!

  A visibly emotional Aaron Paul opened his heart to the voting academy on receiving his third Emmy award for playing Jesse Pinkman on “Breaking Bad”. “I love each and every one of you bitches and if I could I’d … Continue reading

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PETA Charges Katy Perry With Denim Abuse

  Katy Perry angered People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals Sunday evening when she appeared at the MTV Video Music Awards in a patchwork dress of what appeared to be hundreds of discarded scraps of denim. PETA spokesman said … Continue reading

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