Monthly Archives: August 2014

Mary’s Random Thought of the Day

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Burpee Seeds To Sponsor Iggy Azalea’s U.S. Tour

In the perfect world of synergy and cross promotion or should we say “cross pollination” the Burpee Seed Company, founded in 1876 has agreed to sponsor the American leg of Iggy’s tour. “I love flowers, I love seeds” said Iggy … Continue reading

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Gimme A Quote

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Nicki Minaj Bit on Ass by Snake. Bubble Bursts!

With little warning the boa constrictor being used during a rehearsal for Nicki’s MTV awards performance slithered over and bit her right on the butt. Early reports stated that it had happened to  one of her back-up dancers to prevent … Continue reading

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Chris Christie Offers Jamie Foxx a Government Package!!

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Rick Perry Accepts President Obama’s “Find Iraq On A Map Challenge!!”

After insisting that President Obama bomb the hell out of ISIS, Texas Governor Rick Perry accepted Obama’s rebuttal challenge to find Iraq on a map. Appearing at a rally outside Shugabee’s Texas Barbecue in Buda, Texas he was put on … Continue reading

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9 Things You Need To Know About Someone You Actually Need To Know Nothing About

    1. Says Y’all at least 87 times each day 2. Must be directed to the front door of her house each morning 3. Favorite nighttime snack is Melted Gummi Bears with Ranch Dressing on an English Muffin 4. … Continue reading

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Carson Daly hears a new Voice in his life!!!

Not to be outdone by his employee Christina Aguilera, Carson Daly, the host and executive producer of “The Voice”, appropriately announced the birth of his third child with fiancé Siri Pinter. The baby girl unpretentiously named London Rose Daly joins … Continue reading

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