Monthly Archives: August 2014

Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on August 21, 2014 by jr
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Ann Coulter Takes The Ice Bucket Challenge

Posted on August 21, 2014 by jr

 

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Christian Bale and Sibi Blazic 2nd Time Producers

Posted on August 20, 2014 by jr

Christian Bale and his wife makeup artist Sibi Blazic have announced the birth of their second collaborative effort. They already have a 9 year old daughter Emmeline. When introduced to his as yet unnamed son, the doting father Christian leaned … Continue reading →

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“I’ve Had it! I’m Quitting the Business!” Beyonce is Breaking Up! Plans to Release One Final Album and Documentary Film

Posted on August 20, 2014 by jr

In a startling development this morning Beyonce announced she has “had it” with Beyonce! No more. “The situation has become intolerable and I simply must put Beyonce out of it’s misery”. The demands of writing, recording, birthing babies, touring, photoshopping, … Continue reading →

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Putin Issues Ice Bucket Challenge to Ukraine on Today Show!

Posted on August 19, 2014 by jr

The Cold War has turned into a Cold Water challenge as Vladimir Putin has laid down the gauntlet! Appearing with Savannah Guthrie on this morning’s Today Show he dared the Ukraine leaders to either have buckets of ice water ceremoniously … Continue reading →

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Genie and A Bottle

Posted on August 18, 2014 by jr

Christine Aguilera gave birth to her second child yesterday, a girl she immediately registered with Future Divas of America. Christina and her fiancé Matt Rutler introduced Summer Rain Rutler after making sure they had applied enough ruby red lipstick to … Continue reading →

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Back On The Chain Gang

Posted on August 17, 2014 by jr

  Only one of these Yankee Chippendales is guilty of bad sportsmanship but all of them are guilty of bad taste. Okay it was 1997 but still way heavy on the Man-Tan and workin’ the gold chains…. Really? And the ladies were … Continue reading →

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Hey Anna Got An Item For File That Mary?

Posted on August 16, 2014 by jr
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Downton Abbey Mortified by Photo Error and the Embarrassing Publicity it has Generated. Releases Corrected Photo!

Posted on August 15, 2014 by jr

The Promotion department that released the recent photo of Lord Crawley and Lady Sybil with a plastic water bottle on the mantle appears to be completely red-faced.                             … Continue reading →

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Danity Kane Calls it Quits Again! Diddy Weep$

Posted on August 9, 2014 by jr

The gang was all there and now not so much In an attempt to record a 3rd musical effort reported to be titled either “Tightened, Waxed and Polished” or “The 10 of Us” the Diddy created girl group Danity Kane … Continue reading →

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