The Coast Guard, the nation’s first line of defense against smugglers seeking to bring illegal substances into the United States got even tougher this weekend as Rihanna manned the front lines. Riding her private yacht “The Ganja” the Barbados Bombshell pulled over 182 suspicious boats resulting in the confiscation of over 3000 pounds of marijuana, a holiday weekend record! A Coast Guard spokesman raved, “she’s got a better nose than a bomb sniffing dog……and she supplies her own uniform!” The contraband has been moved to an undisclosed location.