“I have been waiting for this for so long.” I have always wanted to see all my life experiences written on my face” said Charlize Theron in a recent issue of Red Magazine. I hated spending hours in makeup, in order to play that “Monster” woman. Now all I would need is a little pancake.” Complaining that her face used to be plump with perfect skin, and had no character, Theron says she is now thrilled with the devastation that time has ravaged upon her face. “For God sakes, I am 39 years old. It’s about time!” Current boyfriend Sean Penn agrees and says he loved seeing ex-wife Robin Wright’s looks deteriorate and believes Charlize is even more exciting to watch.