With a combined net worth of over 1 billion dollars, who better to sing Songs of Innocence than Bono and the Gang? U2’s highly anticipated 13^th album was produced by Danger Mouse and 3 dozen other top producers working across 3 continents, laboring to make them sound current and relevant. The energy level was amazing!” raved Bono and yet from the first note, you know it’s us!”

It took such a long time because as Bono said “We wanted to get it right for you and us as well.” Conveniently, it was “right” in time for yesterdays launch of the new Apple iPhone6 and it is being offered as a free download to itunes subscribers. The synergy is great said Bono because “all the guys have iPhones”. The Edge nodded in silent agreement.

The physical release of the album next month will also include a 24-page booklet, 3 extra acoustic songs, lyric sheet, a Spiderman wall poster, a TJMaxx gift card, green stamps, a dinner coupon for Denny’s and the latest CD from Beyonce.