Feeling a bit down, down under, Kanye West was rushed, rushed, rushed to a hospital in Melbourne just before his concert, on this leg of his Australian tour. Suffering from a lack of headlines in the local news, which is always a headache, it was deemed an emergency publicity situation (or EPS as it is known in the industry) His wife was doing what she could to help him recover his ego, but to no avail. With a police escort, blaring sirens, a motorcade of black Escalades with roof speakers blasting tunes from the Kanye Katalogue, the entourage raced to The Royal Melbourne Hospital, which apparently provides walk-in MRI’s on demand. Doctors proceeded to declare his ego intact, although “one of the largest we have ever seen.” After posing for pictures and passing out SWAG, Kanye said, “OK we’re done here” and left for the performance, feeling energized. A spokesman told reporters, “Another close call but Kanye pulled through. We can’t believe he’s done it again!” St. Vincent’s Hospital in Sydney, the next city on the tour, has been put on alert.