It turns out that President Obama does have another plan for dealing with the ISIS crisis in Iraq. That plan is called Sarah, Todd, Track, Bristol and Willow. The top-secret plan became public yesterday when reporters discovered the Palin Family going through maneuvers at a local party in Alaska. Obama pointed out the beauty of the plan. “They already own all the weapons they will need. As we all know, they can practically see Iraq from their house, so they already have that advantage and they accept payment in beer and moose pelts. I am confident when Tracks throws that left hook and Sarah gives those ISIS guys the finger, this will be another mission accomplished. “