When life gives you melons, make melonade! Leave it to Hollywood to turn faux embarrassment into animation stardom. Quickly grabbing on to the current publicity, Columbia pictures has signed every actress “victimized”, in the recent hacking scandal, to voice their own toon self in the new “Cloudy With A Chance Of Nude Girls.” Studio execs say, “We gotta strike while these gals are hot! Nobody even knew most of them 2 weeks ago!” They guarantee that laughs will explode when nude selfies start falling from the Clouds all over the country forcing Americans to confront what camera phones have wrought! It becomes a country of uploaders and downloaders all in the name of good naked fun. Due in theaters any minute.