The American Meteorology Society has had enough! “We need to be taken more seriously and these silly names they are coming up with are making us a laughing stock,” said a spokesman, “We are losing our credibility! It started out innocently enough with Storm Field, which we let slide, but now with Amy Freeze and Larry Sprinkle, it’s getting out of hand! We need to set down some rules and this is a good place to start.” According to the spokesman, any society member using any one of these names will have their membership revoked, forfeit their ability to call themselves a meteorologist, and all weather apps and alerts will be removed from their desktops and phones. “Let’s get back to business,” he added, “We’re weathermen, not clowns.”