Lady Gaga stunned the music and the art world today when she appeared outside a seafood restaurant wearing 2 silver clamshells and some fish netting draped around her hips that obviously came from the eatery’s maritime decor. Managing to look both sad and bored, she wiped a small tear from her eye and whimpered, “ I’m so sorry. It looked so good when Bette went mermaid. On me it just looks fishy. I am exhausted and I just can’t think of anything else to steal….I mean create.”As assistants helped her to her car she turned to the throng and quietly added “Gaga needs to rest. I know my little monsters will understand. I’ve given it all. I have nothing left. I’m done. Goodbye. Adieu. See ya.” She got into the limo to the sound of deafening applause.