Republicans are aghast at the two egregious breaks in White House Security this past weekend. “This is inexcusable!” shouted a rather apoplectic, Long Island Representative Peter King. “How can we ever hope to concentrate on President Obama’s agenda, if we are constantly worried about his safety? I barely slept a wink last night!” GOP members all agreed the president needs a fortress of security and safety and immediately approved a 2 billion dollar budget to purchase a rarely used but extremely intricate structure, in The Arctic. “There is no time to waste”  King, “We have to get him out of this house and into maximum security as soon as possible!”