Although it’s always distressing to Americans when true love does not last, it is always uplifting when good things come out of a sad situation. Although nobody saw it coming and nobody can quite explain why it didn’t work out, Bruce’s marriage is coming to an end. However, the good news is that America’s Olympic Hero from the 1970’s has reclaimed his old face in a secret divorce settlement obtained by FTM. Like Eleanor Rigby, it seems Bruce’s face was kept in a jar by the door, along with his balls and in a quickly forged deal with his ex and attorneys, he will be allowed to take all three with him in his new, single life. Americans can once again enjoy looking at Bruce instead of wondering WTF?