Sasha Fierce Won’t Die! Professionals Called In To Perform Beyoncercism!

Beyoncercism

“I don’t need Sasha Fierce anymore!” said Beyonce 4 years ago. “She’s done. I killed her!” Well not so fast Bey! It seems the alter ego Beyonce created so she could be “nasty and stuff” on stage and “Miss Goody 2 shoes” off stage, has reappeared and is causing havoc all over her personal life. Sasha has been showing up lately when not expected and like Glenn Close in “Fatal Attraction” screaming “I Will Not Be Ignored!” It started in the now famous elevator altercation between Jay-Z and Solange and has escalated to the story that her marriage is in free fall. “Sasha just lies, flirts, cheats, spreads rumors, skips weddings, curses, watches “Girls” on HBO, shops at Victoria’s Secret, and taught Blue Ivy to pole dance!” explains Jay-Z, “All the things my Bey Bey would never, ever do. She was fun for awhile, but now it’s just damn annoying!  We gotta get this devil outta her!”

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