The White House Garden and Landscaping Division has offered a design solution for tightening White House security. Based on Britain’s Longleat’s Maze it is nearly two miles of hedge paths and is guaranteed to stymie any fence jumping interloper, giving the Secret Service plenty of time to seal the entrances. Heavily criticized for recent security breaches, the President’s protection team, agrees this is an attractive and somewhat fun solution. Already funded in the maintenance budget, President Obama has given it 2 thumbs up and a latte salute! “I can’t wait to invite Mr. Boehner and the GOP leaders to check it out! They will get lost in it’s charm and elegance.  And omigosh won’t the Easter Egg Hunt be Crazy!”