Looking as comfortable as women will feel in her designs, Britney appeared at a shopping center in Warsaw, Poland yesterday to launch her Intimate Britney lingerie line. “I am so happy to be here in the original home of pole dancing “ she gushed.

The 32-year-old entertainer launched the same collection the day before in London, where she revealed that she wants Duchess Kate Middleton to wear her line! “I would love to see Kate in my underwear designs,” Britney said   “That would be splendid. I’m going to send her one of every piece. So she’ll have plenty to choose from.” Somebody’s got to have her address!“ she exclaimed. Britney added that she would also love to be able to sing, dance, act, form a complete sentence, read a book without pictures, find England on a map, understand what a map is……….