Monthly Archives: September 2014

Obama Unveils Secret Plan! Palin Family Grabs A Six-Pack And Heads To Iraq To Open A Can Of Whoopass On ISIS. Alaska Style!!

Posted on September 13, 2014 by jr

It turns out that President Obama does have another plan for dealing with the ISIS crisis in Iraq. That plan is called Sarah, Todd, Track, Bristol and Willow. The top-secret plan became public yesterday when reporters discovered the Palin Family … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on September 13, 2014 by jr
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Gimme A Quote

Posted on September 12, 2014 by jr
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After Draining The Final Drop Out Of “True Blood”, Steven and Anna Take Part-Time Gig, Handling Babies And Baggage At LAX

Posted on September 12, 2014 by jr
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Apple’s Tim Cook Declares “The New Frontier”. Unleashes All Out War On The Orange! Wall Street Is Stunned!

Posted on September 12, 2014 by jr

Turns out that it was definitely a Macintosh that Eve took a lustful bite out of, in that famous Garden, when all hell broke loose and Apple’s iconic logo was born. Now, billions of years and many leaps of imagination later, … Continue reading →

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Jessica Chastain May Play World’s Oldest Orphan In New Musical “Annie at 35” . Negotiations Hit Snag As She Insists Her Cat Play Sandy!

Posted on September 12, 2014 by jr

The Two-Time Academy Award Nominee appears headed to Broadway if they can work out just one wrinkle. “I have been dreaming about playing Annie since I first saw her as a little girl” said Chastain. “But in my dream, Sandy … Continue reading →

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Lindsay Nails Casual Friday!!!

Posted on September 12, 2014 by jr
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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on September 12, 2014 by jr
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Kanye West Rushed To Hospital For Emergency MRI Before Australian Concert! 327 Audience Members Have MRI’s After Concert!!

Posted on September 12, 2014 by jr

Feeling a bit down, down under, Kanye West was rushed, rushed, rushed to a hospital in Melbourne just before his concert, on this leg of his Australian tour. Suffering from a lack of headlines in the local news, which is … Continue reading →

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Gimme A Quote

Posted on September 11, 2014 by jr
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