Monthly Archives: September 2014

Gimme A Quote

Posted on September 28, 2014 by jr
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The Ford Mustang EcoBoost 2015!… Now With Performance Enhancers!

Posted on September 28, 2014 by jr

Since today’s muscle cars are made with much lighter modern materials such as carbon fiber, the sound of a four-cylinder engine, no matter how turbo-charged it may be, just doesn’t roar like the more traditional gas gulping muscle car engine. … Continue reading →

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Ted Cruz Wins Value Voters Poll As “Favorite Candidate To Study For The GED With”

Posted on September 28, 2014 by jr
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Men Around The World Reap Consolation Bonanza As George Clooney Marries! Major Spike Expected In Birth Rate!

Posted on September 28, 2014 by jr

Millions of women were left bereft with shattered dreams yesterday as the perennial bachelor said, “I do” in Venice, Italy. “The longer he stayed single, the better I thought my chances were” cried one top model, “these next few weeks … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on September 28, 2014 by jr
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Gimme A Quote

Posted on September 27, 2014 by jr
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Erika Jackson Sends American Idol Randy Packing. Charges Extreme Pitchiness!

Posted on September 27, 2014 by jr
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New Survey Shows Lena Shares More Than Most Want To Know

Posted on September 27, 2014 by jr

Dunham has been out hawking her new book “Not a Girl That You Really Would Want to Be Around for Very Long” which seems like a long title, but whatever. Of course after showing as much of her physique as … Continue reading →

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Weird Markings Showing Up On Cattle Heads From Pennsylvania to Washington!

Posted on September 27, 2014 by jr

It started with Vale Woods Farm in Western Pennsylvania. When they noticed a baby calf with a marking on it’s head that looked like a number seven, they named her after Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger. The ensuing press has brought … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on September 27, 2014 by jr
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