20th Century Fox was trying to keep it a secret but Ben Affeck couldn’t resist spilling the beans in an MTV interview yesterday. His new picture “Gone Girl” features his own full frontal nudity. “I know everybody has been wanting to see my peen for many years but I felt it necessary to be known for my acting talent first” said Affleck. “I feel secure enough that it won’t overshadow my body of work thus far and I know everybody has been very patient, for which I am very grateful.” News of the full frontal has begun a ticket assault on-line and at box offices around the country as crowds started to form 3 days before the premiere Friday. Theater owners believe they may have to schedule midnight shows Thursday just to relieve the pressure of the people in line. “They’re exploding with anticipation,” one theater owner exclaimed, “It’s a little surprising to me that both men and women of all ages are so interested in seeing Ben’s penis. But I did see an advance screening and I must admit, it is impressive. And in IMAX! Whoa!