Gaga Makes A Deal! Chooses Door #3 And Wins New Dinette Set!

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“Let Gaga think, monsters. Gaga must think,” pleaded Lady Gaga at the screaming audience behind her during her recent appearance on “Let’s Make A Deal,” while in Southern California on her “I’m just a widdle girl ball tour. Everybody was yelling, ‘”Number 3!,”… “ Number 1!,”…. “Number 2!,” “We love you Gaga!, “Go Home Bitch!” and their wild ideas of what might be behind each of the 3 doors. As host Wayne Brady tried to distract her with wads of cash in hand, the noise was deafening and the scene, chaotic, until Gaga finally raised her octopus tentacles and shouted, “Would you motherfuckers shut the hell up?” With order restored she picked door #3, which revealed a perfectly lovely dinette set from Ethan Allen. However, in joyfully thanking Mr. Brady, she accidentally slapped him with the hard end of her tentacle while trying to hug him and knocked him out cold. Taping was suspended until Mr. Brady recovers from a minor concussion.

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