Tik Tok! Kesha’s Time Runs Out. Press Release Announces Impending Retirement!

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“You gotta know when to fold em,” said Kesha in a phone interview. “As I told my producer and best friend Dr. Luke, I have had a great run but now it’s time to let the next generation take the reins of party music. For 10 years I have had so much fun, that some days I was surprised I even woke up,” chuckled the 27 year old . “Having a hit record all around the world and performing was a joy but it always felt like it was happening to someone else. It is all a bit hazy. But I’d rather go out on top instead of being one of those What ever happened to…..stars. Ya know, I could have called a press conference and made a big publicity splash but I prefer the more dignified approach. It’s time for me to get a real job with real responsibilities. I hear that Walmart is hiring.”

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