Diet Coke And Taylor Swift Give Away Free Kitties! It’s Magical!

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In an amazing cross promotion between Diet Coke, Taylor Swift and the ASPCA, it appears that now with every sip of Diet Coke, you get a free kitty! The number of kittens you get, seems to be only limited by the number of slugs you take of the fizzy elixir. It’s actually very simple. You take a sip…a cat appears just like that! No representative from Coca Cola could explain how this delivery system actually works or what the particular connection is between soda and cats, but all serious Swifters know how much Taylor loves the felines, so there’s that. If this sells a lot of Diet Coke, we expect Robin Thicke will soon attempt a career resurrection with Pepsi and Free Puppies!

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