“I am sick of hearing about the minimum wage,” groused New Jersey Governor Chris Christie. “It seems so petty!” In order to show that the issue has been blown way out of proportion, the Governor has placed his state elected position on hold “Hiya, Hiya Ladies! Welcome ta Walmart.” and taken a job at a Paramus NJ Walmart. He plans to continue his run for the GOP presidency nomination while working for minimum wage as a greeter. “Over by appliances” He believes anybody can make a living “Hiya, Welcome to Walmart. Here’s a flyer” on the current wage minimum. “Hiya Hiya Hiya Welcome ta Walmart.” He also thinks there is plenty of government assistance for everybody. Too much in fact. “Yes it’s me Chris. furniture’s over in that corna past electronics. Geez it’s hot in here. Anybody got a towel? 10 minutes and I’m a sweat bag.” He believes people have it too easy and don’t want to work hard get up the ladder of success. They expect high wages on a low rung. “Anybody seen my manager? Seriously, how long is this freakin’ shift? Can someone go get me a Coke”