Toys “R” Us Relents! Will Return “Breaking Bad” Action Figures To Shelves. Will Also Introduce Kiddies First Meth Lab Kit!

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After removing Breaking Bad Action figures from store shelves due to a Florida woman’s complaint, regarding their inappropriateness in a toy store, Toys r Us faced an onslaught of protests from fans and meth heads across the country. Even the stars Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston got involved, tweeting that Barbie dolls do much more damage than these two fun-loving, murdering meth cooks! The store has now apologized and restocked the guys along with their mini cooking paraphernalia. A store spokesman said, “We realize we acted a little too hastily due to one rather uptight, prejudiced woman, but we are happy to have rectified the error. “Breaking Bad represents opportunity and opportunity is what America is all about! We are also proud to announce another new toy for all the future science teachers and meth cooks out there, Kiddies First Meth Lab! Everything you’ll need to set your child up to be the next Jesse and Heisenberg. We hope this makes up for our earlier rush to judgement.” They also said they look forward to the “Game of Thrones” line of Swords, Maces and Poisons to land in stores just in time for Christmas!

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