“Omigosh” exclaimed newlywed Jenny McCarthy, “how do I even begin to share what an exciting and romantic time this is in my life?” The former Playmate of the Year, who recently left the table on The View was all atwitter, smiling and giggling like a schoolgirl. “Ya know, a lot of women out there have husbands and many don’t. There was a time when I didn’t have one, and now I do, so I can really relate to both groups.  Some gals aren’t very attractive and some are, like me, rather pretty. I think I can easily speak to the pretty ones and I’ll do my best to find some common ground with the less fortunate. There are so many opportunities for me now I can’t tell you. I am over the moon thrilled and looking forward to the Sirius XM radio show Dirty Sexy Funny! I used to think, I had to be seen to be appreciated, but I have been told recently that it’s equally positive when I am unseen. So radio offers me that side of the coin! Naturally, I’ll look pretty, so listeners can still picture me that way and of course I’ll be wearing my black framed glasses which make me look super smart.” She then located them from her purse and I agreed, she looked way smart with them perched on her perfect nose. I prompted her again, regarding what makes Donnie the best husband out there? She just gushed, “Omigod! Didn’t you ever see The New Kids On The Block? He was my second favorite. The first was gay and pretty only gets you so far with that.”