As promised in her fiery campaign,  newly elected Iowa senator Joni Ernst is already planning on shaking up President Obama. She confided to reporters, this morning that she had been so keyed up on Election Day that she had to castrate over 2 dozen hogs just to take the edge off. But today was a different story and she was raring to go! She actually had to be cautiously restrained by aides, when told that she wouldn’t legally take office until January. With soft cajoling the fingers clenching her rifle slowly relaxed before she made her statement to the press. “You know everyone has made a big deal about Obama’s  birth certificate, but I believe that it doesn’t matter where you are born, We Are All Americans! What I am concerned about are his intelligence qualifications. He plays all smarty pants but where is the proof? It’s not what comes out of your mouth that makes you smart. It’s a certificate by the educators of our country and I’ve got one. It’s called a GED Mr. President. Do you even know what that is? Until I see the proof that he graduated from High School I don’t even want to hear his opinions on anything from global hot/cold stuff to the 37th amendment. Insecure people are fact braggers. Ah hate em!” She then fired a shot over the heads of the reporters and guffawed as they ran for cover. “I’m Joni Ernst. I’m takin’ my shot!”