“Who doesn’t love candy?” laughed Mitch McConnell, obviously on a high from the results of Tuesday’s elections as he giddily passed out handshakes and lollipops at his campaign celebration party. His party managed to pick up enough seats to give them the majority control of the Senate and will now be able to break up the log jam that has kept this country from moving forward. “Sure Wall street is booming, unemployment is down, more Americans than ever have health care but are we really moving in the right direction? That’s what it’s all about… direction…and we are just glad that people heard our message! These sweets are just a small token of appreciation for all the suckers….er….supporters out there who put us over the top!”