Whether sorrowful or celebratory, Americans turned to the ooey gooey goodness of their favorite sugary doughy treat yesterday and rejoiced that we live in a country that has not one, but two National Donut Days! “Frosted or glazed, cream or jelly filled, plain or crumbly, everybody comes together for a donut,” said one man at Dunkin Donuts who had just picked up his 3 dozen plus one free special. “You know I was a little upset at the election results but then I realized what today was, and I just decided to focus on the good things about America. When your mouth is filled with delicious donuts you mmph shurt brsh yr mmhps and then you shffh muth flurp.” Who can disagree with that? Happy National Donut Day!