Putting it all out there for her art, will surely get ageless hottie Jennifer Aniston notice, when it comes to this year’s Oscar nominations. Talk in H-Town is already comparing this awesome transformation of natural beauty into a hideous visage, to that of Oscar winner Charlize Theron, who famously rode the Monster train to Oscar gold in 2003. Foregoing face Spackle and lip gloss to play a sad woman in “Cake” was just the tip of the acting iceberg for this “Most Famous Friend.” She packed on at least 8 very unattractive pounds, to her amazing normally flawless body. “I felt, if I was going to do this, I would go whole hog, pun intended,” she tittered. “I stopped exercising for at least 2 weeks and started eating these wonderful things my assistant calls Carbs. I ate some delicious noodle concoction….um… I think was spaghetti and something I believe she referred to as a Hostess twinkle. After just 3 days, I thought I would explode, I got so, so, so…..well you can see from the photos I am a bloated pig and many feel, barely recognizable. It’s difficult for me to even look at me that way. But I have to admit it did feel so dreamy and empowering and liberating, so it’s not that important whether I am considered for the Oscar or not.” She paused as if to maintain her composure. “But that really would be the icing on the Brad….I mean cake!”

If nominated would she attend the ceremony without makeup, we queried? “Are you out of your #$%#ing mind?” she screamed!