The FDA will soon require chain restaurants and movie theaters to list the amount of calories contained in each item on the menu, in hopes that knowing the calorie count in that mashed potato, cheese and gravy will deter Americans from devouring them. Without these numbers there just is no way for a diner to know, that double fried chicken with dumplings and biscuits with melted butter is actually quite fattening. As obesity has become a national health crisis, costing upwards of 375 trillion dollars per year, the belief is that knowledge will cause both men and women to eat healthier. As an incentive the FDA, in partnership with Apple has offered a free Fat-App that will be an even bigger help. You simply take a selfie, then take a picture of the food you are about to consume and Fat App will produce an instant picture of how this food will look on your body, in the clothes you are wearing at that exact moment. One first time Fat Apper, teenage Melissa Jordan took one look at what this donut would do to her thighs, cried “Ewwwwww!” and practically threw it at her grandmother who scoffed, “Oh Please!” and promptly chomped on the chocolatey cake.
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