“Glasses or not. I can see what’s plain as day in front of my own two eyes!” roared Texas Governor Rick Perry, this morning, at a hastily called press conference. He loudly voiced his displeasure at NBC for it’s live presentation of Peter Pan last evening, calling it an obvious, 3 hour promotion supporting President Obama and his immigration program. It seems that Governor Perry found the plot of the musical to be a not-so-well-hidden story about sneaking illegal aliens into the country under the guise of being lost boys. “I think it’s rather obvious that NBC is trying to win sympathy for every person trying to sneak across our borders and enjoy the good life mowing our lawns and servicing our pools. And of course the mean Captain Hook is a Republican! The only man in the show actually trying to deal with the boys! I see the President’s fingerprints all over this one!” seethed Governor Perry through squinted eyes. He announced his plan to send a formal complaint to NBC, the FCC, the SEC and QVC.  He will demand  there be  a disclaimer placed at the beginning of the DVD which will be on sale in 2 weeks. He is also looking into the possibility of shutting down the government, to express his displeasure.“And don’t get me started on the Peter Pan gender bending casting. My God! Ted Cruz is a mess! Just a mess…..just so darn confused”