A relatively new strain of the age-old childhood trauma, Chicken Pox, has been quietly spreading around the world. It’s been dubbed “Glamapox,” in deference to its first apparent victim, international superstar, Angelina Jolie. Although it is nowhere near as deadly as Ebola, humanitarian and child army leader, Angelina has taking up the cause and is starring in a documentary film about it. “A Pox on Me” follows Angelina as she copes with the possibly devastating pustules on her face, knowing that the slightest scratch could scar her and disappoint millions of fans around the world. Early reviews are calling it “riveting, edge of seat, suspense” and “a super-reality knockout!” Hopefully voters will remember her performance when they fill in their Oscar ballots. She has even had to skip promotional events for her latest feature film, Unbroken. “It is an illness that can appear to be glamorous when I have it, but I assure you it is not.” Angie says by way of introduction. “If someone like me can be infected with this potentially career ruining affliction, then ordinary, average looking people, are clearly in danger as well. We must spread the word, not the disease! Believe me I would not wish this illness on my worst enemy…….well maybe Scott Rudin” she whispered with a knowing smile. In related West Coast news, Jennifer Aniston reportedly may have measles. We’ll know more at her press conference later today.