Kentucky Senator Rand Paul believes he has come up with a surefire plan to get rid of Barack Obama once and for all! With his eyes aglow, Paul explained, “First, Ah thought, let’s repeal his Immahgrayshun order and then Obamacar, and then Ah realized that this would go on and on, through everuhthing he has done while in office.” Ah was tempararuly perplexed, until my bosses…ah mean industry leaders from Citigroup suhggested we take car of him in one coupe de gracee. If we can remove his entire existunce from all history books, publicayshuns and Intahnet sources, ultimately we will be disappearing him and everuhthing he cursed onto this country, and we can pick up where we left off with George Dubya. It’ll be like the country has abnesia, but a really good abnesia. Easy Peezy! That would be so cool wooden it? Paul has dubbed the bill, NObama#2008-2016 and has requested that all textbook publishers, book burners and Wikipedia staffers be on standby.