Just when all seemed to be going well again in North Korea, with the Internet back on line, Kim Jong Un has again been flummoxed, due to the disappearance of his car keys. He never actually drives himself anywhere, but he does enjoy the jingling sound they make in his pocket,when he walks. Reports say, he believes he left them on a ceremonial shelf just inside the Palace door, but they were not there this morning. Aides have been helping him dig through the pockets of all his uniforms, while others have been trying to jog his memory by asking, “when did you last see them?” which has only succeeded in making him even more incensed. So far he has had 14 people arrested including 2 cousins and 1 brother simply to express his frustration and displeasure.

International observers are wondering if this is just another part of a very subtle, United States reprisal for North Korea’s suspected hacking, and threats to the Sony Corporation. So far the President will not admit to any complicity in this possible attempt to Gaslight Kim Jong Un, but one anonymous government source said, “This is just the kind of thing that will send Kim over the edge and Obama knows this. Kim expects weapons and bombs and armies. He’s cool with that. It’s the little things that make him nuts, things going missing or simply moved. He can’t handle that and so he could be playing right into the playful side of Obama who everyone knows is quite the prankster.”