Monthly Archives: December 2014

President Obama Gives John Boehner An Early Christmas Gift. A Direct Line To His Office!

Knowing he will have to work even more intensely with the Republicans next year, the President has reached out to Speaker of the House John Boehner with a thoughtful gift that he believes shows his determination to connect with him in … Continue reading

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Mary’s Random Thought

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Buddy Hackett

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Janice Dickinson Bravely Faces 30 Years Of Trauma By Appearing Publicly…..Just About Everywhere!

Serious charges of sexual molestation have been alleged against comedian Bill Cosby, but nobody has managed to deal with the trauma quite as professionally and publicly as former Supermodel Janice Dickinson. She came forward to claim Bill Cosby drugged and … Continue reading

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Walking With Mary Louise

Walking with Taylor and Victoria’s Secret

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President Pleased With Tree Lighting Ceremony. Awaits Review From Elizabeth Lauten!

As he waited anxiously to hear the all-important review, rocking back and forth on his toes, President Obama mentioned to reporters, somewhat nervously, “I just hope Elizabeth knows we did our best with this one! The girls have been practicing … Continue reading

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Mary’s Random Thought

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Ava Gardner

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Girls Night Out In Downtown Red Wing, A Complete And… Well You Know, “Udder” Failure! (We Have No Shame)

Local Bars and Restaurants in this beautiful little town in Minnesota thought they might attract more customers to their establishments if they dubbed Thursday “Girls Night Out” and offered special inducements to the females to attend. This they reasoned would … Continue reading

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Rick Perry Sees The Illegal Alien Sub Plot In Peter Pan!! Demands Investigation!

“Glasses or not. I can see what’s plain as day in front of my own two eyes!” roared Texas Governor Rick Perry, this morning, at a hastily called press conference. He loudly voiced his displeasure at NBC for it’s live presentation of … Continue reading

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