President Obama has enacted more harsh sanctions against 3 North Korean organizations and 10 individuals, as payback for the alleged cyber-attack on Sony Pictures. Although many felt that the sanctions, already in place, were pretty mean as sanctions go, Obama wanted to let Kim know that he meant business and has decided that the ultimate revenge would be to drop some bombs across the country, millions of bombs that is. Factories, in Japan ironically, have been working non-stop to produce a planned 1.5 billion DVD copies of “The Interview” and orbiters have already begun dropping them by parachute over the breadth of China, one for every man, woman and child. As Oprah would shout, “You get a DVD and you get a DVD. Everybody gets a DVD!” With the added assistance of a few DVD duplication garages in Brooklyn and The Bronx , officials feel there should be enough to blanket the entire country by next week. “You know,“ said one White House spokesman, “Kim seemed to dislike the film and wanted it stopped because it depicts his assassination, but the truth is, it is really just a terrible movie. I mean it really is abysmal. Hard to believe, but it is actually even worse than “Zack and Miri Make a Porno,” which made most of America cringe. The hacking and threats really  saved the studio from actually having to unload one of the worst bombs in comedy history, on Christmas Day. Some may think it’s too mean, but we believe it’s only appropriate. We’ve been taking crap from North Korea for years. It’s about time they took some from us.”