Attempting to quell the criticism regarding the recent anti terrorist march in Paris over the weekend The White House has released their official photo from the event. News pundits and politicians had been severely critical that we did not send a high ranking official to represent the United States. The White House press secretary handed out this photo to the press corp with this statement. “It appears that, just as Angela Merkel was photoshopped out of the event by some news outlets, so were both President Obama and Vice-President Biden, who were indeed there for the very solemn occasion and can be seen flanking Merkel. Here is the proof. Now shut up.”