When informed that President Obama’s nominee for Attorney General was not revered country artist, Loretta Lynn but rather Loretta Lynch, Mitch McConnell immediately changed his mind about bringing her up for a vote next week. “I am a bit embarrassed,” he confessed, “but I am not afraid to admit when I have made a mistake. It is easy to confuse the two names, when you really only half listen to everything. But now that I know it is not the original Coal Miners Daughter I have no intention of moving this nominee forward for a vote.”