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Lupita Nyong’o Teaches A Master Class “How To Work A Dress In Cannes!”

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Random attraction

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Roberta Flack

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Smarmalade!!! New From Smuckers! It Doesn’t Get Any Smarmier Than This!!

When Smuckers says it’s smarmy, trust them, “It’s Smarmy!” Available in 16 flavors, every one more sickeningly sweet and cloying than the last. It’s almost too smarmy!

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Don’t bring me down

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Stevie Wonder

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New From AbFormal Wear! Dress Ups For The Show Offs!

Whether you are Magic Mike or just the guy in the last cubicle on the left, we understand your need for attention! You’ve worked hard at the gym and you can barely remember what a delicious carb tastes like. “Bread? … Continue reading

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Some random advice

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Erma Bombeck

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Ted Cruz’s Nightmare Begins! He’s Ordered Into Mandatory Same Sex Marriage! Mary’s Got The Details!

After working up crowds with his claim that same-sex marriage was going to be mandatory very soon, Ted Cruz faced his second* greatest fear today, when he received his official indoctrination papers from the Gay Mafia, demanding he report for … Continue reading

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