Author Archives: jr

Approved Jennifer Lawrence Nude Photo Released. Accept No Leaked Substitutes! Check For USDA Stamp!!

Posted on February 7, 2015 by jr
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Ruth Bader Ginsburg Says The Campaign Field Is ‘Being Polluted By Money’. Shocks 3 People In Des Moines!!

Posted on February 7, 2015 by jr

Supreme Court justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg playing the new game sensation “State The Obvious!” which she easily won as nobody could top that.

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Brian Williams Admits He Didn’t Star In The Lion King On Broadway. He Misremembered. He Was Only In The Audience!

Posted on February 7, 2015 by jr

The Brian King

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on February 7, 2015 by jr

Frustratingly random

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Gimme A Quote

Posted on February 6, 2015 by jr

Mariska Hargitay

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Ted Cruz Introduces His Team of Science Advisors. A Storybook Panel Of Experts!

Posted on February 6, 2015 by jr

“I trust these people with the future of this planet, more than those creaky old scientists locked away in some hypo hygienic laboratory,” announced Ted Cruz as he introduced his “blue ribbon” panel of scientists to the press today, inexplicably … Continue reading →

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Tom Hanks Reunites With Castaway Co-Star, Wilson! Warns Volleyball To Stay Away From Tom Brady!!

Posted on February 6, 2015 by jr

A Hollywood reunion, of a major on-screen couple(of sorts) took place at last night’s Rangers game in NYC. Tom Hanks and Wilson the Volleyball! The two co-stars hadn’t seen each other since that sad ending in the ocean, when Tom was … Continue reading →

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Mary’ Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on February 6, 2015 by jr

Ooh thoughtfully random

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Gimme A Quote

Posted on February 5, 2015 by jr

Bob Newhart

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Amy Pascal Out As Sony Top Gun! Goes Indie. Opens Downtown LA Office.

Posted on February 5, 2015 by jr

Taking pitches in her new office in downtown Los Angeles, beleaguered, former head of Sony Pictures, Amy Pascal says she is totally open to original ideas. “I realized I was getting stagnant sitting in that high and mighty office at … Continue reading →

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