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For Thanksgiving Bette Midler Performs A Special Version Of Her Classic… “The Wind Beneath My Turkey Wings!”

Posted on November 27, 2014 by jr

Did you ever know that you’re my dinner You’re everything I wish I could eat I love you more with all your stuffing You are the wind beneath my turkey wings. Fly Fly So high against the sky Thank You Thank … Continue reading →

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on November 27, 2014 by jr

Mary’s Random Thought

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Gimme A Quote

Posted on November 26, 2014 by jr

Francoise Sagan

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Shootin’ With Joni

Posted on November 26, 2014 by jr
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Holiday Tom Turkey Character Actor Fired At Mall. “He Was Really Depressing Everybody!”

Posted on November 26, 2014 by jr

“He was really supposed to get everyone excited about Thanksgiving and gear everybody up for Black Friday Shopping,” said Mall representative Maria Dysoto, “but he really just left everyone rather depressed and made a lot of children cry.” Tom Turkey … Continue reading →

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Allstate Insurance Announces “Black Friday” Coverage For The War Torn And Weary Shopper!

Posted on November 26, 2014 by jr

“People should be able to shop fearlessly on the first day of the Christmas Season,” says Allstate rep, Carol Ingon. “They shouldn’t have to worry about getting a black eye, or a broken arm, or even a concussion, fighting with other shoppers … Continue reading →

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Something Just Popped!

Posted on November 26, 2014 by jr

Something popped!

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Mary’s Random Thought Of The Day

Posted on November 26, 2014 by jr

Mary’s Random Thought

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Gimme A Quote

Posted on November 25, 2014 by jr

Gimme A Quote

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Walking With Mary Louise

Posted on November 25, 2014 by jr

Deer Meryl Streep

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